the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So much Jack, so little girl.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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