Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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