i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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