Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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