Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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