i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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