I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Are we still banned from the library?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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