His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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