Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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