that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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