I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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