the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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