So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we made out on top of his cat.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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