I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Less talking, more tequila
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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