So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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