im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
we should paint friendship bongs
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