Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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