hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
