Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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