I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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