My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
