I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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