Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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