And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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