I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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