i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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