Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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