Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
