Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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