Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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