Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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