I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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