you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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