i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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