She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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