I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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