I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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