Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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