Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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