remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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