She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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