He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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