And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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