? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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