She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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