He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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