Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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