I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he thought i was a dude.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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