Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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