I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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