I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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