I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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