The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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